The New Adventures of Chip Choker: The Preamble

Chip Choker was a boy. Well, he was nearly a man, but looked and behaved like a boy. His story is very interesting. In fact, it is so captivating that I have decided to devote a three part-series on him (or more depending on when he reads this blog).

Chip had huge eyes.In fact so huge that they protruded out like a frog's. His classmates used to tease him for this. He wore a pair of spectacles which magnified his eyes even more. Once, he was slapped so hard that his beloved glasses fell down from the second floor onto the wet patch of mud below. He didn't complain, but hid behind a huge mound of irritation. Couple this with a giant furry ball of curly hair on the head, and you get a sheep capable of reading books. Coincidentally, he uttered words which rhymed with "Baaa!Baaa!", like "Maaa!Maaa!" during times of distress.You, the reader might think that:Well, what is so special about that?All kids pass through a similar phase of life. You see, Chip was different. Atleast, he yearned to be different.

We will explore Chip's extraordinary life gradually. Join me, and you can rest be assured to be spellbound, enthralled, and plain dumbstruck.

Adios, and more to follow.